(I'm sure you know that the idiom "Egghead" means a very smart person)
How do you like your eggs??
(Fried, boiled, scrambled, in an omelette, poached, steamed or served on a stick?)
I myself like to keep my egg firmly planted on my shoulders,
(Who wouldn't in my position?)
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But I know many many people who like them
HARD-BOILED
What is a hard-boiled egg, you ask?
Well, the key is that the shell stays HARD
and you cook the egg in BOILING water.
First you must HEAT it
Then you must HIT it
Then you can EAT it!
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It's as easy as 1-2-3...
Heat the Hot Hard-Boiled Eggs
Hit the Hot Hard-Boiled Eggs
Eat the Hot Hard-Boiled Eggs
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Try saying this three times fast!
With a rhythm is best!
"bum-ba-dum, bum-bum-bum"
Focus on pronouncing HEAT vs. HIT vs. EAT
Try, try, try....and if you mess up, no big deal!
You've got to break a few eggs if you want to make an omelette.
;)
